Got stung by a bee a couple of days ago.

Right in the paw! Queen bitch bee had PMS or something, and the next 72 hours my hand was a swollen piece of dead meat. It looke like a boxing glove, hurt like ow, and i couldent pick up a pen with it. Not move a mouse and wasent keen on tapping on a keyboard either. (Extremely right-handed person)
To paint a picture more presicely. My Knokcles dissappered, and fingers looked like pears. And it was red like a mexican tomato.

And the pills knocked me out.
Lovely start, now im ducking for cover at a hint of "Bzzzzzz".